fuck me also marry me and take care of me and have my babies

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I think we all have that one hockey player where we’re like that’s my baby look how skilled he is nobody can say anything bad about him and oh by the way he can sit on my face anytime.

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The time Kane and Sharp tried to strangle Kris Versteeg.

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